What is the deal with the Flex Calendar? a work of fiction, at least on Wednesdays when they advertise dancers. This doesn't happen, don't waste your time.

Hey Flex New Orleans Labor Day Weekend & Southern Decadence Dudes! I just heard a rumor that Flex New Orleans is hosting a VIP Roof Top Party Event Sunday 7-9 pm on the awesome newly remodeled roof area. Super HOT www.BrokeStraightBoys.com , www.ManHunt.net www.JustUsBoys.com www.NattyB.tv associated porn stars may just be appearing live for this exclusive event... Walk, Taxi, or Crawl And get to Flex New Orleans Early!

I have been to Flex in Atlanta over the years and it is always full with a lot of guys to choose from. I came to Flex New Orleans with high expectations.

The club is well equiped and very nice but there was not a single other person in the club besides me. Two people eventually came but it took about an hour.

To be fair, it was 8pm on a Tuesday night in July so I guess I should not have expected much but I figured New Orleans is such a happening gay town it would be crowded.

Has anyone else had a similiar experience?

Mister Rufus,Memebers and Guest of Flex,you have probably been seeing several people running around whipping things up here at Flex!!!Those were the creepy guys!!!But the a/c is set to keep you cool and comfortable!!Water fountain...on the fifth floor flowing for your enjoyment again!!Roof top sundeck nearly completed,just a few more days for all you sun worshipers and star gazers!! The increase of new members and guest here at Flex are the ones texting and twitting!!Its a good thing,they are telling others and bringing them here at Flex also !!!So with just a little time allowed to get comfortable and a few words of encouragement,I am sure it will definitley get their clothes to drop to the floor!!! So dont forget to text and twit your next visit!!! Twit a dee

Dear Mr. Rufus

Thank you for your comments and we are working to have them addressed. The sundeck should be open at the end of this week as they are installing a second stairwell for your safety.

We have water available in the office on the first floor, we have tried several time to fix the water fountain on the 5th floor only to have it broken repeatedly. So we are discussing the future of the water fountain on the 5th floor.

This past week we had the air conditioning seviced and if the clerks are trying to accomidate everyone some are too hot and some are too cold, however we try to leave the air at a comfortable temperature.

Thanks for letting us know your concerns, we try to make Flex a great place to relax and play.

Hey neworleansmgr,

What happened with the rooftop area of Flex in New Orleans? It has been closed for atleast six months? Did someone jump or what?

I enjoy my visits to Flex, but a bit taken by the rooftop now always being closed, the lack of working water fountains, the air conditioner does not seem to work on the top two floors, and all of the creepy guys with clothes on in the hallways and play areas talking and texting on their phones.

With the August heat, I hope the air will be turned up a bit, someone will finally fix the water fountains, and you make sure that the visitors take their clothes off and not stand around texting and talking on their phones.

looking to have a great time while im in new orleans... what do you guys suggest if i come to the club?

Hey what's up, Tony, a note from Grand Isle, ha! I seen Tasha P. at the "Connie's convenient" store, I was at Flex and it was wonderful nothing like leaving gulf and relaxing in the city. Thanks

nothing to be scared of...ohhdatsbig!!!Im very sure you will run into someones ass,and Im also sure you will Cum Again!!!

Hello guys!!Cum get into our towels,the 4th 0f July Weekend is cumming upon us.Flex New Orleans is showing its known "Southern Hospitality", Welcoming its Essence Visitors with Wine and Cheese at 6pm Sat.July 4th and Sun July 5th.Stop in before your favorite concert (Beyonce)or after we will be here waiting,remember our doors are always open for you to walk in through!!

Hello Guys, I thinking about coming to Flex tonite for the 1st time, wondering what exactly should i expect. I'm very new to this and I'm a (pitcher) lol... kinda scared so please advise... Thanks

Hey guys--We will be having Black out parties Every Thursday Night Starting at 9pm...with $10 Rooms....So Don't be Afraid to Cum in the Dark...hope "see" you there....


Also on The Management and staff would like to welcome all of our guest coming in for Essence Music Festival, we hope you have great time and come and visit us after a long day of music and fun.

On the 4th of July we will have Wine and Cheese from 6pm - 9pm followed by a Black out party....should prove to be loads of fun....

July 5th 6pm - 9pm will will serve Wine and Cheese in the snack bar area....

Let's have a great time guys...

mplsguy,Make sure you cum in for our Dont Be Affraid to Cum in the Dark Thursdays 9pm -til!! Thats when the house lights go down and things begin to go up around you!!Again every Thurday at Flex!!!

Coming in June- What are the blackjout parties like??

This was an article from the St.Petersburg Times Newspaper on Sunday.
The Business Section asked readers for ideas on "How Would You Fix the Economy?"
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To All Current or Future members and Guest of Flex.We are here to provide a clean, fun and safe place for you to relax, play and enjoy!We have done amazing things to Flex with only you in mind.We have a maze of a steam room for you to seek the hiders.Our whirlpool can hold a party of 40 plus,but if your lucky enough to be in it alone afew short laps is not out of the question.The dry sauna sets a mood with the light reflecting the natural wood which will keep you glowing!! Now the roof top sundeck has to be the best!!The view of the city and the river cannot be touched!Now the cherry on top of all this would have to be YOU our members and guest!!Which range from every age, race,and creed!!We not only welcome your patronage to Flex but most we value it!!.We always have a friendly helping managment and staff here at Flex to assit your needs!You will not find anything like our facility for several hundred miles!!So if you need a quick get away make a visit to Flex, Stop in check us out and lay back and enjoy what Flex has to offer you!!

Mister Rufus, I am really sorry about your last visit to Flex.Let me plz start with the rooftop sundeck,it has been closed for the winter months and it will soon be reopening for late spring and summer.The showers near the whirlpool are a rinse off station,due to the heavy traffic,the soap on the floor can be a problem to guest walking through.You can always find soap on the 4th and 5th floor bathroom showers.We have had problems with the whirlpool but it is now running great with temps up to 108!The steamroom has always been working well until 2 weeks ago when we had afew towel hangers pulled off ,we had to turn off the steamroom on a Wednesday to dry out, on Thursday we put the hangers up and we allowed it to dry ,and Fri the steamroom was back and running great as always!!Now the water fountain.We have only one,which is located on the 5th floor which has always been working until we had a incident which someone broke off the mouth guard which bent the tubing which lowered the water pressure.I am waiting for the piece to arrive and hopefully it will be installed before your next visit. I truely do want all Flex guest to be happy with each and every visit!!

Hey Chuck! What is going on at Flex in New Orleans? I have been there several times over the past few months. The roof top area is always closed. Often the steamroom or whirl pool is broken. There is no soap to clean yourself before or after the hot sex. You have no soap in or near the whirlpool baths, sauna or steamrooms. There are no working water fountains! The two in the club have been broken since you reopened after Katrina. I like the people who go to Flex, but Club New Orleans seems to stay on top of these details to enjoying yourself much better than Flex New Orleans and this is not the first time I mentioned these problems to the managment. WTF?

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Thank you all!!Mardi Gras was great this year and we had lots of fun here at Flex!!!Black Out Party Mardi Gras night was a sold out!!If you missed it catch the next we have them monthly and always a hit here at Flex!!!Flex New Orleans is back to where we loved going too!Stop in and see for yourself,you are always welcomed!!!To you Markman..Flex New Orleans is like Lays you cant have just one(night that is)!!!

heya checking to see what the price were going to be for mardi gras for like a locker

Toni, I want to come to FLEX Baths New Orleans so bad, Had enough of the snow in the NE, will you have me????
I miss the french quarter, ( SOO MUCH ) is it back to the OLD New Orleans, that I fell in love with, it's beautiful hidden gardens and great places to escape like FLEX?? I heard you have renovated FLEX BATHS inside and out! sounds like the the best place to be, for the holiday... Lets do Mardi Gras together..
(just one night...)
MARK

Hi guys

First ,Id like to say "thank you all for the great comments!!"We are on top of the game and we will always keep you in mind.Flex is the hottest place to be in New Orleans when hooking up with a new friend or a good friend!!!Mardi Gras is cumming so dont be left out of the fun! No Beads are required for a great show at Flex!!!

hey whats up heard bout from friends and others in nola bout how awesome flex is now since the remodel cant wait to cum and find out for myself and hopefully some hotties to chill in the hot tub w/ during mardi gras catch ya later guyz

Hey Hey be in Nola for mardi gras gonna check out the flex! been there once or twice was f**king hot! hot guys f**king everywhere, and its looking great now that its been remodeled! Great Steam room! Had hot times in there, and looking for more when i go back! Cant wait!!

hey guys whats up coming to new orleans for mardi gras feb 19th-23rd looking for fun times and any guys interested in showing me some goin to check out flex while here looks like a fun oht place to be

Hey guys dont forget we are still offering free pass with any and all other current bath house memberships to show you we are on top!!

Hot Meat Sundays!!!Free BBQ Sunday 12noon until its all gone!! Come toast your buns on our rooftop sun deck,until we bring out the meat!!

THANK YOU GUYS FOR THE COMMENTS!!EVERYTHING IM DOING HERE I AM DOING FOR YOU.I WANT THIS PLACE TO BE CLEAN AND YOU HAVE A GREAT EXPERENCE EVERYTIME YOU CUM HERE!YES THAT SUNDECK IS A BEAUTY,EVERYONE SHOULD CHECK IT OUT!WE HAVE OUR CATCH THE RAYS 7DAYS TO PROMOTE IT AND ITS GROWIN DAILY!!5DOLLAR LOCKERS 8AM-4PM 7DAYS!ABOUT THE SHOWERIN THE WET AREA DALLAS,THAT IS A RINSE OFF STATION FOR THE HOT TUB THE BATHING SHOWERS ARE LOCATED ON THE UPPER FLOORS,PRETTY HOT...AND REMEMBER WE ARE OPEN 24/7 AND WE HAVE OUR PEAK HOURS BUT WE ALWAYS HAVE SOMEONE IN HERE FOR YOU!!AND PLZ STOP AND SAY HELLO ON YOU NEXT VISIT!MIKE THANKS YOU FOR YOUR COMMENTS AND HOPE YOU KEEP CUMMIN HERE AT FLEX ALSO!!

hey tony great job with everything you have done with flex,great improvements,with all that you have done ive seen ALOT more hotter guys comin to flex,not only that it has gotten a whole lot busier since the remodeling,also congrats to a successful essence,this is mike n

Hello everybody,
I visited this facility with my partner around Memorial Day 2008. The facilities were very nice and very clean. I was really impressed with the layout of the wet area and the sundeck. One little suggestion would be to add a soap dispenser in the showers by the hot tub. Also the place seem a bit empty, maybe it needs more advertising. I wish you guys open a Flex facility in Dallas, Texas since the two we have around here leave a lot to be desired.
Thanks and keep up the good work!
Tejano

WELL WE NOW HAVE THAT EXTRA PORN CHANNEL FOR YOUR PLEASURE WITH LOTS OF NEW MOVIES FOR YOU VIEWIN, SO STOP ON IN ANYTIME AND TAKE THAT LOAD OFF!ALSO WITH 7DAYZ TO CATCH THE RAYS!!!YOU CAN NOW ENJOY THE SUN ON OUR ROOFTOP SUNDECK!!! AFTERNOON SPECIALS INCLUDE 1 DOLLAR LOCKERS ON MON. AND TUES-SUN. 5 DOLLAR LOCKERS 8AM-4PM!LOOKIN FORWARD SEEING YOUR ASS THERE!

I am looking forward to hosting Leather and Bear night at Flex on the first Thursday of each month. Mark your calendars because our first Leather and Bear night will be August 7th. It will be a fun night for everyone.

I am glad to see the Mr. Flex Leather 2008 will be in this weeekend. Please send me an email at This e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it . I am the manager of the Phoenix Leather Bar and would like to meet you.

Clint

Hello all.

Johnny here. I will be in New Orleans this weekend and looking forward to those hot daddy bears and southern hospitality I have heard so much about. I am looking fprward to seeing the facilities. I do hope everyone had a great July 4th.

Johnny
Mr. Flex Leather 2008

Dont Forget Guys, THE HEAT IS ON!!!Free BAR B QUE!!!!SUNDAY JULY 6th STARTING 12noon UNTIL ITS ALL GONE!!!COME ON OVER AND TOAST YOUR BUNS ON OUR ROOFTOP SUNDECK AS WE PULL OUT THE MEAT!!!

I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO SEE SOME PHOTOS OF THE NEW AREAS AND DECK....HOW ABOUT WITH SOME PEOPLE IN THEM?

Welcome Essence Visitors,Flex is just blocks from the Superdome so drop in and take a load on your back!!Catch the Rays 7 days!! 5 dollar locker special 8am-4pm. come in and enjoy our rooftop sundeck..soak up the sun or just stare at the stars!!!

I will be in NOLA for Southern Decadence. Will there be any special events at Flex during SD? I would also like to see photos of the new improvements.

DONT FORGET FREE BBQ!!!!!SUNDAY JULY 6TH NOON UNTIL YOU EAT IT ALL UP!COME EARLY OR COME LATER,WE JUST WANT TO SEE YOU COME AT FLEX! TONY

blkman54,thank you for your comment and i am workin on this matter and you should see additional movies very soon!i hope you and others keep coming here to Flex and remember we are here for all of you 24hrs and 7days a week! Tony

Thank for the information Tony. What we are talking about playing a all black movie and maybe black and latinos together and not in just one part of a movie. I been coming there for 6 yrs and senice you became manager you have change the movies around and token off the all black movies off. When i come there i stay my 8 hrs and then i renew for another 8 hrs so i have seen all of yous movies and u play them all the time. "PLEASE CHANGE THOSE DULL MOVIES AND ADD SOME ALL BLACK AND LATINOS MOVIES".

Hello Guys, I am Tony the Manager of Flex New Orleans,I welcome everyone here and work hard to see that there is something for everyone!The films we have range from twinks to grey foxs, meaning blacks and latinos included.We have several dvd players with several different scenes (5disc) on each player, most range from 2-4hours so you would have to stay about 2days to see all that is on the players.I will see about adding another station or two so you can find something sooner.I promise to work on this!!Keep cummin guys!!We are here to serve all of you!!!